A Girl And Her Mannequin

Coping With Fame (Not Yours, Your Mannequin’s)

Erma is celebrating the upcoming release of her memoirs with a video.

In celebration of the upcoming Halloween release of Erma Bombeck: My Magnificent Memoir, Erma created a video of memories for her many fans.

In her new book, the stylish mannequin details her life before and after becoming a famous superstar.

For those of you who have been sleeping under a rock, Erma got her start as a model and assistant for Poshmark Ambassador, Serena Prince.

A transforming makeover changed her life forever, and an ugly duckling became a beautiful swan.

Erma’s Instagram photos and delightfully funny posts made her an instant celebrity. What followed was a fast track to superstardom.

Erma’s memoir really is magnificent. She speaks openly about her past as a hooker, her shocking kidnapping, and her life as the most famous mannequin alive.

Ghostwritten by Serena Prince, Erma’s Magnificent Memoir will be released on Halloween. 

Until the book’s release, Erma gave her adoring fans (which includes this writer) a tantalizing video to whet our appetite.

On behalf of everyone on the planet, I say thank you to this magnificent mannequin.

Erma Bombeck:  Super Star,  Super Model, Super New Orleans Saints Fan

A Beautiful Friendship

All little girls have dolls when they’re growing up.

As they mature, they tend to leave their dolls behind. They become interested in other things. Like guys, friends, and boy bands.

Not me.

My doll’s name is Erma. And I didn’t leave her behind when I grew up.

But she’s not actually a doll. She’s a mannequin.

After all, a grown woman would look silly walking around with a doll!! 😂😂

Erma is more than my friend. She’s also my assistant and model for My Poshmark Closet.

Erma Cried Her Eyes Out
Erma is devastated when she hears the news that her hero,
Was Named #2 in the NFL.

A Relaxing Bath After A Long Day Of Modeling

Too Relaxing? Apparently, IBC Root Beer Has An Intoxicating Effect On Mannequins.

“Hey Serena, Don’t Forget The Popcorn!!”

“Serena!! This Toilet Paper Is Not Charmin!!”

Erma Got Mad At Me For Calling Her “Cranium Deficient.”
She Stormed Out And Went To The Mall Alone.
One Hot Chick!!