BAHAHAHA!! Some habits are just hard to break!!

That being said, leave me the fuck alone until I’ve had my coffee.

What every parent needs to know.

I also didn’t scream at my kid or say the f-word more than twice.

I’d say I’ve been very well-behaved today.

I hope nobody gets used to it!! 😂😂

That old saying about learning from your mistakes doesn’t seem to apply to me.

Never, Never, Never leave cooter cream by your toothbrush!!

This being social media, y’all don’t really have anything to worry about. However, if you see me in the grocery store or some place like that, please keep this in mind.

And consider me armed and dangerous.

The phrase “Driving the crazy trainwrongly implies that I’m in control in some way. Nothing could be farther from the truth, however.

A crazy train is not like a car. And as far as I know, there’s no Driver’s Ed to teach you what you need to know.

So I’m giving y’all fair warning.

If you see me cruising along in my crazy train, get the hell out of the way. Because I don’t know how to steer the damn thing, much less stop it!!

Maybe I didn’t actually buy the bus. But Grand Theft Auto sounds kind of bad. Anyway, who wants to join me?”

Serena Prince

I wonder if I can keep it up once I get out of the school parking lot.”

That’s not fair, Serena!! You got to be deaf last time!! 😂😂

SexyErma Bombeck

Which presents the question . . .

Why am I up so early? And why am I holding a worm? Yuck!!”

Serena Prince